Mugshot Monday. Wait…
Do I look awake, Mother?

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Mugshot Monday. Wait…
Do I look awake, Mother?

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It’s ten minutes until noon and I’m still in my nightgown and robe. My weekday alarm woke me up at 5:30 but I fell back asleep until after 10. This is the most sleep I’ve had in well over a month. I hope the rest stops the constant twitching that occurs randomly in my eyelids.  I see the rest didn’t diminish the bags under my eyes. 

Speaking of bags, my mother tells me everyday that I look unbelievably tired.  She’s only Skyped with me once since I’ve moved, so I think her consistent reminders of how tired I look are an underlining issue she has with me and I’m sure she will explain it all in a negative manner in a few months. Easter, 2015:  “Remember when you moved and I kept telling you how tired you looked?  Well, it’s because…”

Yesterday we went and saw a house for rent within our budget and we all love it. The kitchen makes me oh so sad and I question my safety driving on the narrow mountain road, but it’s perfect for us and we can have pets.  I’ll finally get my Mona. 

I’m venturing into town for the first time with just the kids and I soon. I don’t even think that was important enough to share. 

I’m standing in a wedding in a few weeks. My husbands friend and his fiancé have been our ‘couple friends’ since we’ve been here. I’m wearing an infinity dress but I don’t really know what that means?

Day Happy Labor!

It’s ten minutes until noon and I’m still in my nightgown and robe. My weekday alarm woke me up at 5:30 but I fell back asleep until after 10. This is the most sleep I’ve had in well over a month. I hope the rest stops the constant twitching that occurs randomly in my eyelids. I see the rest didn’t diminish the bags under my eyes.

Speaking of bags, my mother tells me everyday that I look unbelievably tired. She’s only Skyped with me once since I’ve moved, so I think her consistent reminders of how tired I look are an underlining issue she has with me and I’m sure she will explain it all in a negative manner in a few months. Easter, 2015: “Remember when you moved and I kept telling you how tired you looked? Well, it’s because…”

Yesterday we went and saw a house for rent within our budget and we all love it. The kitchen makes me oh so sad and I question my safety driving on the narrow mountain road, but it’s perfect for us and we can have pets. I’ll finally get my Mona.

I’m venturing into town for the first time with just the kids and I soon. I don’t even think that was important enough to share.

I’m standing in a wedding in a few weeks. My husbands friend and his fiancé have been our ‘couple friends’ since we’ve been here. I’m wearing an infinity dress but I don’t really know what that means?

Day Happy Labor!

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I’m supposed to meet my sister in law for coffee in 20 mins. Since last night, I’ve had an overwhelming feeling that my ears need to pop and I woke up feeling like I have been on a 13 hour plane ride. Seeing as though my health insurance runs out tomorrow and the health coverage through my new job doesn’t start until October 1, I’m fairly certain I’m coming down with something that will surely put me in the hospital, or worse: Collections.

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Friend: remember when you had DirecTv installed? Did you have to pay for installation on the spot?
Me: That was over 4 years ago. Have you thought about calling DirecTv to find out?
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Patrick Stewart -> Patrick Willis -> Bruce Willis -> Bruce Norris -> Dean Norris

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You Make My Dreams - Hall and Oates

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The only thing sst going on during my shower was this song

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No one here seems to be alarmed by how fucking creepy the Jack in the Box mascot is.

I drink tea in the afternoon now. I feel like a sellout because I began drinking tea mostly because everyone else in the office does.

My coworker told me that since I’m a California girl now, I should have a go to spot to get my favorite Pho. I have never had Pho, yet.

The house we’re temporarily living in is on the market for a half a million dollars an it’s only a 2 bedroom home with 1,000 square feet. My girlfriend recently bought a similar home in Michigan for under $50K. So, renting, forever.

I’ve seen more Prius vehicles in the past two weeks than I’ve seen in my adult life. But when locals are shocked that fuel prices go down around $3.77, the argument for a Prius becomes common sense.

I haven’t cried since I was driving through Montana a few weeks ago but I haven’t been able to read my going away cards yet either. My father hasn’t tried to contact me and even though he knew I was leaving, I’m not even sure he knows I’m gone.

I joined a random pro fantasy football league via Yahoo and my draft is this weekend. It’s not the same as the live, intoxicated, shit talking drafts that I’m accustomed to, but now I’m strictly in it for the money.

I’m happy. Scratch that, I’m really happy.

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"Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway."

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